Breaking Squirrels seize third park. Mayor: "Not great." Hiring City Hall has 10 openings. Zero qualifications required. Markets Dow down 2%. Mayor asleep. Situation handled. Weather 100% chance of zoomies. Mayor declines to comment.
NYC's elected honorary dog mayor · three legs · zero patience

Machka.The Mayor has a problem.

Billions of dogs. Not enough government jobs.

Your dog may be the solution.
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Next question.
Hiring Machka, a three-legged brindle dog, sitting upright like a mayor at a press conference
Indoguration · Jan 17, 2027 · City Hall steps
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Jobs open · City Hall is hiring

Three emergencies. Three vacancies.

All 10 openings
Emergency

Commissioner of Squirrel Affairs

Squirrels have allegedly taken over three parks and one fire escape. The Mayor wants answers. Nobody has any.

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Emergency

Director of Missing Socks Investigation

About 11 million socks vanish in NYC every year. Humans have done nothing. The Mayor has opened a file.

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Emergency

Director of Emergency Naps

City Hall meetings now run past 3 p.m. The Mayor has declared an afternoon emergency.

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Put your dog forward

Pick one of the ten open jobs, or invent the office your dog actually deserves. You get a candidate card instantly. The photo never leaves your phone.

How it takes effect: public notice for 3 days. No objection and no rival dog → the office is theirs, effective Indoguration Day. Nothing is signed without the public.